Friday, October 24, 2008
The Thin Blue Line
This sitcom is like my most favourite besides 8 Simple Rules, Friends and Two and A Half Men.
Just hear the type of conversation the casts roled, and it can crack u into fits of laughter.
I recommend u to watch it IN youtube!
Inspector Raymond C. Fowler is the officer in charge of Gasford police station, a devoted and integer servant of the crown, and a terrible stickler for rules and all forms of correctness. His second in command, Sergeant Patricia Dawkins, is also his partner and very much in command in all non-police matters, with a nasty tendency to forget her professional place too. The uniform branch is further manned by three Constables: old Jamaican-born Frank Gladstone, promising foxy Pakistani Maggie Habib and English simpleton Kevin Goody, good friends but constantly arguing and overeager, especially by Fowler's impossibly high standards. They share the station with loudly arrogant but rather stupid and shockingly in-courteous Detective Inspector Derek Grim's CID branch, which further includes Detectives Robert Kray and Gary Boyle. The female mayor is a further worry, the crooks usually cause much less trouble then the permanent cast.
Fowler: Inspector Grim, can I have a word please?
Grim: Well be quick; don't fanny about.
Fowler: Of course.
Grim: I've no time for fannying about or otherwise. Fanny about on somebody else's time, not mine, 'cause I 'aven't got any. Find someone who's got time to fanny about and fanny about with them- I 'ave't, mate, so fannying about with me is out.
Fowler: Look, Derek, you're clearly late for your lobotomy; I'll come back later.
Gladstone: I can do an impression of a palm tree, sir, but it means taking my trousers down.
Inspector Raymond C.Fowler : You'll be a wonderful red indian maid.
Sargent Patricia Dawkins : That's silly little costume, my thigh's too fat.
Inspector Raymond C.Fowler : What an absurd thing for you to say.
Sargent Patricia Dawkins: You're saying that just to be nice.
Inspector Raymond C.Fowler : No, I'm sure there's number of red indian have fat thigh's.
Detective Inspector Derek Grim : [trying to get on the internet] I've booted up, I've patched in, I'm online, offline, downloaded [shouts]
Detective Inspector Derek Grim : and extremely cheesed off!
DC Robert Kray : You need to integrate your power supply at source, sir.
Detective Inspector Derek Grim : What?
DC Robert Kray : Plug it in!
Inspector Raymond Fowler: [to Inspector Grim] You have all the intelligence of a Pot Noodle.